Lesson #1 MakeUp

I tend to find that make up is not hot..  Why?

Well, Over Use is a factor of unattractiveness and if you wear makeup every day I say call in sick to work for a week and do not put on make up at all. If they tell you no you can't take off the week, go to work without make up.. They will send you home.

Too Much Makeup Usage=  You Look Fucking Ugly


To be perfectly honest, Beauty should be in what you hold in your natural beauty.


BUT....


Here are some tips for the women who need help.

LESSON #1 MAKEUP
~LIPS~
They are very important, especially since you want to use them a lot in sex.


Lip Gloss; Accentuate your lips. This is only for those look but don't touch moments. 
     Reason: Lip Gloss is sticky, and the flavor usually doesn't taste like the flavor that is mentioned.
HOWEVER; Yankee Candle does provide some really nice smelling lip gloss that doesn't taste that bad(they also are not that sticky).


Chapstick or lip Balm or MedEx; It smoothes and some heal your lips. Try to get a non flavored one that doesn't taste like anything, or get SMACKERS lip balm.
 IMPORTANT: MEDEX gives a tingling to your lips, while it may smell like medicine or some form of vicks vapor rub it does work on healing your lips but also it Tingles your lips.  Get Creative  when it comes to men in this area ;)


 DO NOT USE TOO MUCH LIPSTICK~ Sure they come in different shades, but do not stoop so low as to think that you need a whole mess of colors. You can, but whether you should use them is the question.  If you really need some lipstick, I suggest lightly shading.


~EYES~


Eyeliner; You can have a little and not too much. HOWEVER; application is key. Do not pull your eyelids to the side where you would appear to be an Asian. If you are asian this does not apply to you, it merely means to not apply pressure at the corner of your eye. Just stabilize your hand and do not pull at eyelids or try to smooth it out by stretching.
             Liquid Eyeliner is imperfect. I prefer PENCIL.

EyeShadow; Should be light and not over done. If you have glitter eyeshadow take care to put very little on. You do not want it caked on, same goes for normal eyeshadow.


Mascara and False Eyelashes are not needed.


Cheeks and Foundation are not needed. You do not need blush or a base because you do not need that kind of crap on your face.. You are not allowed to put powder on either. Or at least you are not allowed to if you want to look beautiful.


Oh and just so you know, EVERY WOMAN IS HOTTER THAN MEGAN FOX. That includes Susan Boyle... I can make her beautiful, with very few touches.


Remember, too much makeup leads to you looking ugly.
 You only need a few things to bring out your inner beauty.