After that military douche ...

well, I went around.

Like I cheated on him only with my first. Because well, I kinda knew he was an asshole and didn't deserve me. He broke it off and although I cried. I was very fucking relieved. I don't have to deal with his shit anymore.

Now because I was single, I could have as much fun as I wanted. I hung around with this guy who looked like JD and Conan O'brien's love child.  SO I call him JB. He was much older than me, but not the oldest. I  must say that I wasn't that attracted to him enough to be his girlfriend. He asked me to be his girlfriend, and I was like 'okay?'

I didn't want to be at all.

I was recently single.. But I gave him two weeks.. Ugh.. the thought of him disgusts me now ( he had really bad tasting cum).

But he wasn't a bad guy.. I still cheated on him, because of a guy that I had met before him. Let's call him MetroGel. Cause he always cared what he looked like and gelled his hair to high hell so when he sweated it really came down. He brought out the wild side of me ( I love biting).  But he was a virgin, I took it.. Naturally.  However then it became long distance. So I said if in two weeks you aren't back..I can't wait anymore.
He wasn't back in two weeks.
Now he acts as if I broke his heart.

I don't feel bad. He was a complaining bitch. We would go to a club and he wouldn't want to dance. HE ACTUALLY FUCKING TOLD ME, "If you go and dance, I'm leaving."

Party Pooper.

You know what... MetroGelPooper.  Fucking bitch.


Anyways, there was this other guy .. Let's call him Hutt. He actually spoke huttese and he was chunky.  He didn't have a condom and I wasn't about to take the morning after pill or anything so He just camed in my mouth.. Yuck..  Like I don't mind cum. but.. it was really salty bad.


Also there was my other confidant ( other than my first, he is also older than my first.), he and I are still friends. I seduced him. Quite easily, I might add.

Seducing men is what I am good at.  My lures are innocence, intelligence and beauty.

I would have dated him, but the thing is he was in love with  a woman.. she had died. I would never want to replace her, so I made him think I only wanted sex. Why?

It's easier to not get that close to care about someone. I already cared enough for him to call him confidant, and although I wouldn't have minded something more. It's just one of those things. It's funny though that nobody knows what has gone on between us.

Now,  I haven't had sex with any other since my Prince has  shown up.

Yes my Prince :)

I do have one.

He is kind and his body knows my body. I don't know how... but he knows it.

I even told him who my first was..

I didn't tell him about my confidant though. THAT would be weird. I'll explain more. I just wanted you guys to be up to date.