FAT FRIENDS

Hey this may be mean.. But it's true.


Not saying that I do it, because I find beauty in everyone.Fat Chicks get no love

NOW play nice..

Lest ye be fat.

How to give Great HEAD

Most women cannot give great head. They rather be fucked in the pussy than have your dick in their mouths. Some women love to give head but they are rather bland in it.

I can help with  every part of  the way.

1. Use your head

I know funny.. but it's true.  If you think something would feel good, DO IT. Trust your lovemaking instincts. But take it with a grain of salt. Like if your instinct is to bite.. don't do it hard.. Nibble.. You wouldn't want someone biting your clit off. And if you do.. who is to say your partner would want it? Talk and make sure that he communicates with you on what feels great, good and what you should never do again.

2. Swallow, Spit, or Facial

 I like to preferably swallow. Depending on the taste of the cum. His diet is very important when it comes to the taste of his 'cum' (it's actually 'come'). But I have tasted really awful ejaculate before, so I can tell you one thing. It might turn you off from every having sex with him again. So be ready for the consequences. Spitting leaves a mess, that of course you have to clean up after. But if you really want to, then go ahead.  Facial.. I haven't done before, but think of doing with my future husband that I am with now. Yes, we will get married. He is my prince, I trust him wholly enough to 'come' on my face and kiss me after.

This link will provide some well needed info:
Pros and Cons of Swallowing
Good for Your skin
Might be good for teeth (this one is not really well backedup)

 ALSO in;  Different skin, Different results, Different chemicals. (There are many problems with this test. With Nick there was progress in his skin more than the moisturizer. But he was also using his own semen. Like all moisturizing products there are different ones for different skin types and some are not perfect for you. His cum wasn't perfect but definitely better than the moisturizer.  With Lisa, she made the mistake of getting off the moisturizer she has been using. She should have completely gone off moisturizer for six months  and then try the test. or at least try a different moisturizer than her skin is used to. Also, semen is not meant for  leave in use.. It's meant to be placed, rubbed in, and then washed off completely. Why? Spunk on face is not entirely healthy, if it gets in your eyes. It will give you pink eye.)

3. Be Creative
You can have fun with it. Make it enjoyable for yourself. If you don't want to gag, just tantalize the tip and use your hands too. If you aren't having fun, then why should he get all the pleasure?


*MOST IMPORTANT*
For males, YOU MUST WASH UP! If you don't wash properly you don't deserve great head. So keep clean. A bath every day should help your chances of getting head, getting sex, and getting an amazing woman.

Is anyone out there?

No I do not mean "out there", I mean is anyone reading this? I don't even have anonymous followers.


Which I would enjoy. I mean, I guess you can be offended that I am talking about my Sexual Prowess.
But then again, I would hope you understand that there is very little I can say to you except... Not even my closest friends know of what I can do. I am more of the  PRIM & PROPER type in public.  How many people hide their talents?




TELL ME, I have no where else to go.


The Link below is some photography I hope that you might like.


K LEO




My favorite is 'FACE HATE' with the model Keva






Also I want to be a blog in the following site


YouPorn/sexblogs


Reason being? SO I can get more followers. 


Simple huh..

Lesson #1 MakeUp

I tend to find that make up is not hot..  Why?

Well, Over Use is a factor of unattractiveness and if you wear makeup every day I say call in sick to work for a week and do not put on make up at all. If they tell you no you can't take off the week, go to work without make up.. They will send you home.

Too Much Makeup Usage=  You Look Fucking Ugly


To be perfectly honest, Beauty should be in what you hold in your natural beauty.


BUT....


Here are some tips for the women who need help.

LESSON #1 MAKEUP
~LIPS~
They are very important, especially since you want to use them a lot in sex.


Lip Gloss; Accentuate your lips. This is only for those look but don't touch moments. 
     Reason: Lip Gloss is sticky, and the flavor usually doesn't taste like the flavor that is mentioned.
HOWEVER; Yankee Candle does provide some really nice smelling lip gloss that doesn't taste that bad(they also are not that sticky).


Chapstick or lip Balm or MedEx; It smoothes and some heal your lips. Try to get a non flavored one that doesn't taste like anything, or get SMACKERS lip balm.
 IMPORTANT: MEDEX gives a tingling to your lips, while it may smell like medicine or some form of vicks vapor rub it does work on healing your lips but also it Tingles your lips.  Get Creative  when it comes to men in this area ;)


 DO NOT USE TOO MUCH LIPSTICK~ Sure they come in different shades, but do not stoop so low as to think that you need a whole mess of colors. You can, but whether you should use them is the question.  If you really need some lipstick, I suggest lightly shading.


~EYES~


Eyeliner; You can have a little and not too much. HOWEVER; application is key. Do not pull your eyelids to the side where you would appear to be an Asian. If you are asian this does not apply to you, it merely means to not apply pressure at the corner of your eye. Just stabilize your hand and do not pull at eyelids or try to smooth it out by stretching.
             Liquid Eyeliner is imperfect. I prefer PENCIL.

EyeShadow; Should be light and not over done. If you have glitter eyeshadow take care to put very little on. You do not want it caked on, same goes for normal eyeshadow.


Mascara and False Eyelashes are not needed.


Cheeks and Foundation are not needed. You do not need blush or a base because you do not need that kind of crap on your face.. You are not allowed to put powder on either. Or at least you are not allowed to if you want to look beautiful.


Oh and just so you know, EVERY WOMAN IS HOTTER THAN MEGAN FOX. That includes Susan Boyle... I can make her beautiful, with very few touches.


Remember, too much makeup leads to you looking ugly.
 You only need a few things to bring out your inner beauty.

Reasons why

Basically my confidant and I work with each other.  No awkward anythings, although.. he still wants me. Luckily he now has a girlfriend. So he can stop trying to fuck me. You might think I am very arrogant. but it's the truth. I don't want a picture up because I don't want to be recognized and have my secrets exposed... I love the secrecy of the internet to the point of how much it can go. Now don't try to track me down. I mean, it's web space. I know whatever I put on here is out there forever, but to be honest I  love that these are my secrets. With anonymity comes strength, and with sex comes complications or freedoms.

I don't like one night stands or rip and dips and yes I do want a healthy relationship.. I am technically in one.

My Prince is very protective of me as he should be.

I am one sexy bitch, what he doesn't know is that he can't lose me....

After that military douche ...

well, I went around.

Like I cheated on him only with my first. Because well, I kinda knew he was an asshole and didn't deserve me. He broke it off and although I cried. I was very fucking relieved. I don't have to deal with his shit anymore.

Now because I was single, I could have as much fun as I wanted. I hung around with this guy who looked like JD and Conan O'brien's love child.  SO I call him JB. He was much older than me, but not the oldest. I  must say that I wasn't that attracted to him enough to be his girlfriend. He asked me to be his girlfriend, and I was like 'okay?'

I didn't want to be at all.

I was recently single.. But I gave him two weeks.. Ugh.. the thought of him disgusts me now ( he had really bad tasting cum).

But he wasn't a bad guy.. I still cheated on him, because of a guy that I had met before him. Let's call him MetroGel. Cause he always cared what he looked like and gelled his hair to high hell so when he sweated it really came down. He brought out the wild side of me ( I love biting).  But he was a virgin, I took it.. Naturally.  However then it became long distance. So I said if in two weeks you aren't back..I can't wait anymore.
He wasn't back in two weeks.
Now he acts as if I broke his heart.

I don't feel bad. He was a complaining bitch. We would go to a club and he wouldn't want to dance. HE ACTUALLY FUCKING TOLD ME, "If you go and dance, I'm leaving."

Party Pooper.

You know what... MetroGelPooper.  Fucking bitch.


Anyways, there was this other guy .. Let's call him Hutt. He actually spoke huttese and he was chunky.  He didn't have a condom and I wasn't about to take the morning after pill or anything so He just camed in my mouth.. Yuck..  Like I don't mind cum. but.. it was really salty bad.


Also there was my other confidant ( other than my first, he is also older than my first.), he and I are still friends. I seduced him. Quite easily, I might add.

Seducing men is what I am good at.  My lures are innocence, intelligence and beauty.

I would have dated him, but the thing is he was in love with  a woman.. she had died. I would never want to replace her, so I made him think I only wanted sex. Why?

It's easier to not get that close to care about someone. I already cared enough for him to call him confidant, and although I wouldn't have minded something more. It's just one of those things. It's funny though that nobody knows what has gone on between us.

Now,  I haven't had sex with any other since my Prince has  shown up.

Yes my Prince :)

I do have one.

He is kind and his body knows my body. I don't know how... but he knows it.

I even told him who my first was..

I didn't tell him about my confidant though. THAT would be weird. I'll explain more. I just wanted you guys to be up to date.

The Abuse of the Military

For some reason there was a military guy I met, and now I feel like they do this to everyone.

HE PHYSICALLY HURT ME!

He would twist my arm while pushing my thumb down, he's an eagle scout... I guess he gets a merit badge for abusing his girlfriend.  He would do that in front of people too, he would take something that belonged to me and when I tried to get it back he would do that and to Justify it, "You shouldn't try to grab what isn't yours."

Eh, what a insane relationship... He was weird, like he actually thought I was the stalker. Cause me and my friend like driving around I noticed one time on the gps that I was 2 miles away from his house. I told him cause I had recently been accused of not opening up of not sharing of anything even emotions. . . . . . . . .
I Seriously could not believe that he was accusing me of stalking HIM!!!!
 After he did that, those last two weeks of the relationship killed me.
Reminiscing...  about how small his dick was.
It makes me laugh cause he thought it was the biggest thing ever, and I had to pretend like it was the first I ever seen. So I had to pretend it  was as big as he said it was.


LET ME SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT


I have always, always been good at anything sexual. I have never needed training. Even my first was surprised by how great I am at head, hand.. Oh and 5 seconds in me is how fast you want to cum... You will need the sexual prowess to MAKE YOURSELF LAST.

So let me tell you something about military men, they go Limp.

Their whole body goes limp, they make this ugly face. . . and expect you to do everything.

I could but I need something to work with.. and he wasn't doing a damn thing.

TWICE. The number of times we had sex... actually more like one and a half.
... or not even a half.. Cause the "first" time was interrupted.. ( after having bled so much with my first.. I was able to act out bleeding again)

What is hilarious is that he thought of me as a bad liar. When... I was lying to him the whole time.

That is the funniest.. he told me that if I ever cheated on him that it would be over.
I cheated on him.. during those two months and something days that me and him were dating.

He made me feel bad, I felt better knowing that I cheated on him and lied to him and he never caught me.
     After all, how else was I going to have fun?

He was broke, he verbally and physically abused me. I didn't tell anyone I expected them to say something... when he did it in front of them.

I'm glad I cheated on him with my first, see this is what happens when you are an extremely awful boyfriend. Glad, I have his virginity under my belt.

He just really pisses me off.. I wish I could have punched him  too or something drastic.

JELLY BEAN